Not what you were expecting, eh?
Maybe you were expecting something out of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, hosted by the late Robin Leach, where we the audience got to gawk at the lavish mansions of the rich and . . . well, you know the rest.
Or perhaps you were thinking of some old Victorian home with lots of secret passages and rooms and a dumbwaiter. Actually, give me a wraparound porch and I could die a happy man. But that’s not where this is going.
I think I could live inside of a giant coffee pot. Better yet, if I lived in a place where there was a constant flowing fountain of hot coffee in the middle of my living room, I could manage. Lately, I feel like I just need to stick a caffeine IV in my arm and be done with it.
Let’s just say I relate a lot to Lorelai Gilmore and her insatiable love of and need for coffee. Even though she’s not real, we are kindred spirits. Just shut up and keep bringing the coffee.