Shut Up and Bring Me Coffee

Yes. I do drink a lot of water filtered through those beautiful coffee beans, or as I prefer to call it, coffee. I have my extra large Death Star mug that I fill to the brim every single morning. Sometimes on Fridays, I get seconds.

If you really want to keep me happy, just keep bringing me coffee. It keeps me awake and wearing pants, which is a good thing for everyone. It turns me from sleepy and murder-y to sociable and friendly. Plus, it gives me that false sense of confidence and generic hope that come from the warm fuzzies of the liquid coffee beans.

While you’re up, please bring me another cup of coffee. Thanks.

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