Life Goals (But Not Really)

Even though I’m tempted to try something like this, I wouldn’t. First of all, I’d get caught way before 25 years had gone by. Second, I’m not smart enough to think of something like that. Third, I’d probably feel bad about taking people’s money under false pretenses and give it all back. To sum it all up, I’d make a horrible criminal.

But it’s still funny to read about.

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