I honestly can’t think of any memes that are more accurate than this one. Coffee helps me stay awake and do all the adulting. Without coffee, I’m not responsible for any of my actions, which for me basically means I’d be at work slumped over my keyboard, fast asleep.

Even if the coffee I drink has lots of creamer and sugar in it, it also still has caffeine. That’s what I drink the coffee in the morning for. Also, when it’s cold out, I drink it for the warmth. But mostly for the caffeine.

So the moral of the story is this: hooray for coffee and caffeine!