I think I just became a fan of the German language. I can’t speak a word of it, but any language that perfectly expresses how I exist in the morning gets rave reviews from me.
I am most assuredly not a morning person. More accurately, I am not a good waking-up person. Once I’m up and about and have a few gallons of coffee in me, I’m mostly sociable and normal and somewhat human. I can even sometimes speak complete sentences.
I used to be a night owl, but the older I get the more I feel like 10 pm is my new midnight. Whenever I try hanging out with 20somethings that really do stay out until midnight, the result isn’t pretty. But I can rock 5:30-5:45 pm like nobody’s business.
PS I really do look like the above picture in the morning. I’m fairly certain that I make that face every day before 7 am. It’s not pretty, folks.