Check on your friends with naturally curly hair. We are not okay in this heat. We’re over here looking like alpacas. Seriously. It’s that bad.

I’m not a fan of the heat. More specifically, I’m not a fan of hot and humid. I don’t mind dry hot weather nearly as much as I mind it when it’s super muggy outside, especially after a summer rain.

That’s why I’m more of a fan of the milder seasons — spring and fall. Except spring has pollen. And fall has nearly all the good holidays. Summer has the 4th of July. And lots of hot humidity.

If I wanted to sweat, I could go stand in front of an oven. And don’t even get me started on people who wear long sleeve flannel on super hot days. Y’all are making me sweat even more just by looking at you overdressed for summer. And yes, I feel the same about people who wear shorts and t-shirts in the middle of cold winter. Y’all are just as crazy.

But if I can hold out for 41 more days . . .