Beware the ferocious killer kitten that goes by the alias of Peanut. She’s got these lethal claws and crazed look on her face. You can tell she’s not one to be messed with. She’s a hellion in a fur coat . . . I can’t even keep a straight face.

She doesn’t have a single mean bone in her 12-pound body. She’d rather nap than fight. If an intruder actually broke in, she’d probably hide underneath the bed until he was gone.

Some kind of guard cat she is. But I still kinda like her.