I stole this from a friend’s Facebook post. Hope you like it:

“It helps to laugh … or at least chuckle… when things get stressful….

Under the category… You can’t make this up…These are real names of churches.

Drumroll please …

Entries in the culinary category:

Cookietown Baptist
Bean’s Corner Baptist
Greasy Creek Missionary

Violent-sounding names:

Flaming Sword of Deliverance
Slap Out UMC
Flippin Church of Christ
Hanging Dog Baptist
St. John’s Beheading (in Germany apparently)
Harsh Bible Church

These names are hot:

Saint Matthew’s Fire Baptized Holiness Church of God of the Americas
Fire Escape
Burnout Baptist

Some were just … gross:

Booger Hollow
Swamp Lutheran Church
Toadsuck Baptist

Others I’ll label “really?”

Zion Apostolic Ark Pentecostal Church
Thrice Baptized Three Seed in the Spirit Predestinarian Presbyterian
Hand of God Signs and Wonders

Not surprisingly

St. Nicholas Church in Northpole, Alaska

And finally, there were some that I’ll simply label “no comment”

Licking Christian Church
The Love Church
Big Bottom Missionary

Thanks to Drew Dyck for these”