When a girl says to me that she’d rather not meet for coffee because she feels more comfortable in a group setting, what I hear is “If you were the last man on earth, I’d turn lesbian or join a convent before I’d date you.”

In a “just friends” situation, I take it to mean “Dude, you creep me out a little” or “You give me the screaming heebie-jeebies. Back off!”

I admit it. I don’t think linearly (if that’s even a word). I sometimes take giant leaps to conclusions that aren’t warranted. But I have more fun than the people who only think in a straight line.

I love being me. Yes, I did take my pills this morning. Back to more sane blogs tomorrow.